Jersey Shore Archive
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Everybody Hates Angelina!
Posted on September 24, 2010 | No CommentsRemember when a new episode of “Jersey Shore” was sure to bring on a new sort of catchphrase into pop-culture, various hookups were made with little consequence, and the entire affair could be summed up with the word “crazy”? Man, we were so young then. ... -
Vinny! Blue Balls! Mumbling!
Posted on September 17, 2010 | No CommentsThis Thursday’s episode of “Jersey Shore” was technically a repeat, since it was originally broadcast prior to the MTV Music Awards. Plenty of coverage of that show would have been covered on our sister site, theworstshowsyouarewatching.com, but it doesn’t exist. It was a whole bunch... -
Reasons to slap a Guido
Posted on September 10, 2010 | No CommentsI don’t ask for much from my entertainment. All I want is logic and dramatic tension. Great performances and writing are welcome, but so long as the show doesn’t violate its own logic, I’ll likely watch at least an episode. I say this to help... -
Jersey Shore: In which JWoww practices the Big Lie
Posted on September 3, 2010 | 2 CommentsThe episode began with Snooki drinking a cigarette and sleeping with Vinnie. Surely there are easier ways to get the taste of ash out of your mouth? Fortunately, neither person made a huge deal out of the situation (again), showing that at least two people... -
Seriously, call her EITHER Snooki OR Nicole
Posted on August 27, 2010 | 5 CommentsBuilding off of the events of last week’s episode, the Jersey Shore gang visited the University of Miami, gave a long lecture to its students about the importance of working hard instead of slacking off, and signed autographs for underprivileged and sick children. Actually, they... -
…POOCHY! (Jersey Shore Review)
Posted on August 20, 2010 | 2 CommentsA person’s relationship with a television program can be as tumultuous as a relationship between two human beings. There are good days when the storylines are good, the writing is engaging, and the acting is absorbing, and there are bad days when everything sucks and...