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    Jersey Shore 2everyreallyhatesAngelina

    This week’s episode of “Jersey Shore” revolved almost entirely around the crazy-eyed whirling dervish that is Angelina, with minor interruptions when Situation’s new girlfriend had loud orgasms and when the guys detected an offensive smell in a van.  Angelina, to her credit, stayed on target...

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    Everybody Hates Angelina!

    Remember when a new episode of “Jersey Shore” was sure to bring on a new sort of catchphrase into pop-culture, various hookups were made with little consequence, and the entire affair could be summed up with the word “crazy”?  Man, we were so young then. ...

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    Vinny! Blue Balls! Mumbling!

    This Thursday’s episode of “Jersey Shore” was technically a repeat, since it was originally broadcast prior to the MTV Music Awards.  Plenty of coverage of that show would have been covered on our sister site, theworstshowsyouarewatching.com, but it doesn’t exist.  It was a whole bunch...

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    Jersey Shore: In which JWoww practices the Big Lie

    The episode began with Snooki drinking a cigarette and sleeping with Vinnie. Surely there are easier ways to get the taste of ash out of your mouth? Fortunately, neither person made a huge deal out of the situation (again), showing that at least two people...

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    …POOCHY! (Jersey Shore Review)

    A person’s relationship with a television program can be as tumultuous as a relationship between two human beings.  There are good days when the storylines are good, the writing is engaging, and the acting is absorbing, and there are bad days when everything sucks and...

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    (Jersey Shore) I thought I saw marionette strings in this episode. True story.

    A new layer of interpretation revealed itself during the latest episode of MTV’s “Jersey Shore”.  Twice during this one episode, characters woke up with little recollection of what had happened previously with only a few wacky clues to hint towards finding the truth.  In short,...

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