The Real Housewives of NJ: Welcome to the O.K. Corral

All I can say about this reunion is that it’s monumental! It’s crazy because its only part 1 and the drama has yet to begin. The Caroline family came to this reunion ready to enlighten all of us (as if we didn’t already know) about Danielle’s foolery. Poor Andy had to be host and bodyguard all at the same time. He probably didn’t help the situation by playing up the victim vs. villain card to show her and the other girls how much of a ratchet, evil woman Danielle truly is. But she continued to dismiss the claims of her evilness which only made the other girls go into an angry frenzy. The anger that they have for Danielle is not at all surprising though, since she relentlessly causes havoc on their family and what about the infamous year old lie that was finally uncovered last night about Dina and the fact that Danielle allegedly tried to get her daughter taken away from her. WOW…that was just foul and that is the ultimate low.

When Teresa nearly rips her head off, I wasn’t surprised because the “I’m a victim” role no longer applies. You’ve got to give it to her though because she tries dayum hard to keep this role alive and it’s just not working anymore. Maybe in the beginning when there was no real footage but, now really?  We know you are a Bia and you have single handedly been trying to do whatever it takes to hurt this family and avoid confrontation so why not just embrace it. My motto is: if you are a beesh, you should own it. Never be a coward. Every time I see her do another conniving thing I just want to kick her ass 89.3% of the time because I’m just over her but it’s the other 10.7% that enjoys her balls to do certain things and think she doesn’t have to face the music. To be perfectly honest, I’m convinced that if they weren’t in this spotlight, the Caroline Family would probably put a hit out on Danielle. After all that’s what the mafia do, oh wait, they’re not the mafia. Sorry.

Needless to say, I’m so excited to see Part 2 because if Part 1 is this explosive I can only imagine what else they will uncover because there is just that much. It looks like Kim G. joins the cast at the reunion to shake some things up.

Before I go though, there are a couple of things that were brought to the light that get the major *sideeye*:

  1. Teresa speaks Italian fluently.
  2. Joe (Teresa’s hubby) really wasn’t drunk driving? He wrapped his car around the pole and then went over his friend’s house to have a shot or 4 right after he had his car accident. Oh, but it was ruled DUI. Hmm…?
  3. Danielle and Danny never had anything going on. Now, she’s dating Lesbian Superstar, Lori Michaels.

And last but not least,

4. Sex Tapes are not planned.

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